February 2011
fuckin' awesome →
Would you like you if you met you?
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d...
– Woody Allen (via hippiemuthafukka)
yay
i love my best friendddddd
Yet at the same time....
I’m really happy, because i had a super awesome night
(-:
IM SO ANGRY
AHHHHHHHHHH I HATE TECHNOLOGY. FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU.
Cocaine
What if you really needed to say something so bad, needed to tell everybody more than any other time in your life, and you finally get the perfect opportunity to tell everyone, but nobody is listening because everyone is telling the most important thing in their life at the same time
Just like that
all of my money is gone. good things never last do they?
Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree,...
– Albert einstein
Don’t be afraid to be a fool. Remember, you cannot be both young and wise. Young...
– Stephen Colbert, via Dave (via heather-rivers)
Beeeeeeeeeeeeeer →
I HAVE TO GO TO BONNAROO
there is no ‘if’. road trip anyone?
Eminem
Arcade Fire
Widespread Panic
The Black Keys
Buffalo Springfield feat Richie Furay, Stephen Stills, Neil Young, Rick Rosas, Joe Vitale
My Morning Jacket
Lil Wayne
String Cheese Incident
Robert Plant & Band of Joy
Mumford & Sons
The Strokes
The Decemberists
Ray Lamontagne
Bassnectar
Iron & Wine
Girl Talk
Primus
Dr....
Dont gain the world and lose your soul, wisdom is better than silver or gold.
– Bob Marley
Fifteen Day Challenge →
Cuatro: Twelve Signs That You’re Into Someone
i enjoy talking to you any time of the day
i find ways to bring you up in random conversations with other people
i like hanging out with you no matter where we are or what we’re doing
i laugh more than usual
i brush my shoulder against you almost every chance i get
during silences, i always wonder if you’re thinking about me...
Fifteen Day Challenge →
Tres: Thirteen Ways You Break The Ice & An Awkward Photo Of Yourself
say Hello and introduce myself
ask ‘do i know you from somewhere? you look familiar. oh, well by the way my name is Ashley’
ask them how they ended up in Austin(or where ever we are)
ask where theyre from
ask what kind of school they do
ask where they work, if anywhere
“so what brings you here...
100 abandoned houses →
all of the houses have random numbers spray painted on them
Dear Balcones Woods Maintenance pt.2
My apartment flooded, thanks to you mexican assholes. thats all i really have to say. thanks.
Fifteen Day Challenge →
Dos: Fourteen Not-So-Basic Facts About You & Another Photo!
when i was an infant i kicked my mother in the face, giving her a black eye.
i told myself i would never wear skinny jeans. i now wear them 95% of the time.
i go to Ruta Maya off South Congress every monday night
i dont weigh enough to donate my blood
if i could be outside all the time, i probably would be
all of my...
Dear Balcones Woods Maintenance
i come home a few days ago to find my washing machine on my patio, my laundry room door wide open, and half of the wall in the laundry room torn down. yesterday, you tear down the other half so theres a full wall WHERE MY WATER PIPES ARE, that are exposed to the outside completely. tomorrow morning its suppose to be in the 20s. so any fucking work you stupid people did is going to be ruined...
Fifteen Day Challenge →
Uno: Fifteen Basic Facts About You & A Recent Photo Of Yourself
i was born and raised in Austin, TX
im irish and english
i speak english and american sign language
i was public schooled for 2 years, now ive been homeschooled for almost a year, and im graduating in june a year earlier than the rest of my class
i have 11 piercings and 3 tattoos
i want to study psychology in...
I hate hate hate defensive driving.
Dont get me wrong, I love woman, I just wish they would drink from a different...
I AM AQUAMAN
– 40 yr old virgin
It takes a long time, but God dies too
But not before he’ll stick it to...
– I came as a rat - Modest Mouse